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Spring 2009
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Dear
PC Abby: Dear Just Passing Through: From the West:
(Albany, Pittsfield, etc.) Travel along Route 2 heading toward Boston.
When you reach Orange, STOP. Turn around. Go back. You've come too far. OK?
I have been following the movements surrounding the old
Nichewaug Inn/Maria Assumpta Academy for almost a year now. I
have photographed every inch of that beautiful historic
structure, sweated through town meetings to determine its fate,
and spoken with many townspeople to make suggestions to save the
property. I was sad to see the first floor boarded up, though at
the same time glad to see that the town had begun to protect an
endangered building. I personally plan to volunteer to head a
task force to decide what can be done with this building and
hope that that town is receptive to efforts to reuse a piece of
Petersham history. It is almost spring again and I would soon
love to see the windows of the inn open to the breeze and new
beginnings.
Dear PCAbby,KA Dear KA From where we sit, dear, it is truly difficult to conceive of how your message came to include the word "movement." The promised "task force" has not materialized. The Friends of the Nichewaug are nowhere to be seen. and have not been heard from in months. The old adage "Be careful what you wish for ..." may apply. One avers there may be a flaw in the belief that government can somehow do better than 35 years of private efforts to find a use for the building. Time, of course, will tell. PC Abby
My husband was reading a brochure for the Barre Farmers' Market and found these words, "Come spend the morning with us on the picturesque (Barre) Town Common, believed to be the most beautiful in Central Mass." We do stop there sometimes for veggies and flowers. What say you? Good Neighbors in Gardening Dear GNEIGHB LFLDDDDDDaabbbbbbbbbbbbmbbb Land sakes alive. Reading what you wrote, PCAbby nearly swallowed her tea cakes and required the Heimlich. What? Most beautiful? Who wrote that? A Red Sox fan? Of course, PCAbby loves to cheer for the home team, too. But we aver, the Barre Common derives no benefit in beauty from the presence two convenient stores, two pizza shops, a Subway and a used car sales emporium. Granted, great care has been taken with landscaping recently, and nice benches and day lilies abound. But can you really make a silk purse from a sow's ear? We think not. PCAbby proffers nearby Petersham, Hardwick and Royalston as examples of town commons unsullied by the plastic signage of commerce. PCAbby Dear PCAbby,
Since you seem to know everything about Petersham, I am hoping you
can help me!! I live in Petersham on Birch Drive. It has come to
my attention that my road is being paved soon but only 1/3rd of the
way-200 feet short of my driveway. Would you know who I can contact
to get the whole road paved or at least the part with tax paying
homes on it? Any and all help is appreciated.
Thanks,
JB
Dear JB Abby is a relative newcomer to the town and claims no special knowledge. Others have been here for many generations, we for only two. But some questions are really rather simple - some quests have easier starting points than others. Birch Drive has long held challenges for both the town and some of the folks who have lived there over the years, but we digress. Norman LaPointe is the Highway Superintendent. The highway department is on South Street. The Board of Selectmen meets Tuesday nights in the town office building at 7 p.m.
Either
would be a great source of information. Once you have information, you
can decide who to ask and for what.
Hope that
helps.
PC ABBY Hello
Hello to you too, Kirsten. Thanks for asking. Glad to help. Jean Day operates the Winterwood B&B just north of the common on Main Street. Mark & Deni Ellis are open at their B&B, Clamber Hill, just a mile further north. Terry Emmerich and Gary Orcutt will show you their alpacas and you can stay at their B&B, Colonial Hill Alpaca Farm, just a couple of miles further north. And if you like herbs, try Hartman's Herb Farm B&B on Old Dana Road in Barre PCAbby Dear PC Abby: Hey it looks like you got a slogan thing going on on the local news pages. What is up with that "five minutes ahead of everyplace else" thing anyway? A mother wants to know. Dear MOM: Slogans are cool, right? Like, Just Do It? If you stop near the common at the top of the hour, you'll likely hear the clock in the Unitarian church chime. Unlike most, it is wound by hand once a week. It seems that Henry Woolsey likes to get places on time, so when he was doing the winding, took the liberty of setting the clock five minutes fast. Charles Crowley took over the task and the tradition. If you want to set things right, climb up there yourself. PCAbby Dear PC Abby: How come the restaurant page has a review of a restaurant in Miami? That ain't anywhere near the North Quabbin area. What's up with that? WhasUp? Dear WHA: Dear PC Abby: The Letter That Started All This Trash Colors Clash with Kitchen Decor Dear PC Abby: I have just re-done my kitchen in a lovely harvest color scheme. Now I find that the new Mauve bags we will have to use for our trash really clash with my lovely window treatments. Are they going to allow a choice of colors? Will I have to re-do my kitchen? Please help. J.B., Petersham And the Answer Dear J.B. - The
Transfer Station switched from Orange Bag Stickers to Mauve bags to
ensure that everyone pays for using the dump. If the colors really
clash, maybe you could stick the bags in a closet or something so
they'll be out of sight until Saturday when the dump is open. PS We
agree with you about the color. This is an opportunity that is open to all. Send your information to info@petershamcommon.com or post it in the community calendar. PC ABBY
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Dear PC Abby,
Not to poke the bear but.........any updates on the Nichewaug Inn? Is there still a task force in place and do they have regular meetings that can be attended by the public? If so, where can I obtain this information? I have been a long time admirer of this property and am concerned about this "grand lady's" welfare. BTW this letter is in no way to be taken as offense to the volunteers of the task force. It is a monumental project to undertake and I am sure that everyone is grateful for any attempts or efforts made by these people to save this property. Thank you, oh wise one:) April Dear April: Thanks for asking. Yes there is a Task Force and you can read their report to the town HERE. The ice storm took down a lot of branches and the Highway Crew has cleaned up pretty well. Fred Day brush hogged the back lawn the other day. Volunteers trimmed things out front. The Police Department visits frequently as there have been reports of vandals in the building. The task force meets on the fourth Thursday of every month in the town building. Anyone can attend. The future of the building remains an open question. PCAbby A Rose by Any Other Name? Dear PC Abby: Silly question but maybe you can put an end to this debate I have going on. What is the correct pronunciation of Petersham? Peter-sam Peter-sham Peters-ham I grew up in Worcester County and have always pronounced the town Petersam – silent H. Lately I hear Peter”sham” repeatedly and wonder if I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all my life. Thanks for ending the debate! Kim Dearest Kim, PCAbby is willing to explore the question and perhaps so shed some light, but we aver that if there truly is a debate, we may not put an end to it in this space. Pronunciation of place names can be tricky business. We understand, for example, that the natives in BERlin, MA changed the way they say BERln to set themselves apart from that formerly divided city in Germany berLIN. Nothing so dramatic here, perhaps, but if one were to be strictly guided by our antecedents in Surrey in the UK, then we've got it all wrong. Residents of Petersham, Surrey, near Ham and Richmond, enunciate the Peter and then sort of mush up the ending as shmmm yielding PETERSHMMm wherein the H is clearly pronounced and the A sort of vanishes; i.e. Petershum. It's a lovely village and Petersham Road runs right through it and the common is a large grazing area. Many of the homes are massive, stately Victorians. That same pronunciation can be heard in Petersham Sydney, Australia, although that community is an urban suburb, a bustling place with its own train station and a college of technical and further education. Here at home, the issue becomes somewhat more complicated as we locals depart entirely from the British inflections and, Abby suspects, use what we hear to determine who lives here and who is from out of town. Peter-SHAM with a strong SH, usually indicates that the speaker is from out of town. One supposes the local listener may derive some sense of satisfaction from the knowledge. Secret handshakes anyone? There is also a baseball cap emblazoned with the legend "There is no Sham in Peters-ham." Abby avers that softening the H, therefore, is always a good strategy. Peter-sham would likely be the least desirable choice. The more languid Peter's-Ham works well enough so long as one does not push too hard on the H. PCAbby Dear PC Abby, Oh, Dear, Oh Dear, DEAR HP. Oh Dear. What ever could you mean? How delish! Small towns like ours have always, always provided titillating grist for naughty rumours. Why PCAbby avers that one could write a novel... Oh, but that HAS been done, hasn't it? One's Victorian prurience could well become excited. Why, the trash bags could be brimming with -- but perhaps one ought not to go there. Does the Board of Health not have a regulation protecting the privacy of bags in the dumpster? Does the "Logistics Engineer" not hover jealously over the precious contents of the bins? But THAT is a different subject entirely and for another day. Oh, but we DO go on. Lest we forget? Perhaps Best We Forgo Further Speculation. Why, how gritty, how interesting were these missives? Pet names? Snuggums? Bootsie? But no. PCAbby sagely counsels you to consign the documents to the woodstove and let this dog lie sleeping through these last few cold winter nights till spring. PCAbby Dear PCAbby How many 50-pound school children does it take to fill up a 57-passenger school bus? Just Wondering Dear JW We have often wondered the very same thing. When school gets out here, and in other communities, rolling yellow behemoths from another era line up outside the doors and sometimes as few as a half-dozen children climb aboard for the ride home. Worse, in Paxton center the other day one bus stopped four times to drop children at their doors between the town common and the Dunkin' Donuts -- a distance of about a quarter mile. Is walking a forgotten art? I does seem that with the high price of fuel today that someone ought to be figuring out how to move children back and forth to school more economically. Maybe someone from the school committee could explain? PCABBY Dear PCAbby As a longtime fan and (I hope) friend of Petersham but a lifelong resident of Barre I feel compelled to take issue with your following remark: "The Barre Common derives no benefit in
beauty from the presence two convenient stores, two pizza shops, a
Subway and a used car sales emporium. Granted, great care has been
taken with landscaping recently, and nice benches and day
lilies abound. But can you really make a silk purse from a
sow's ear? We think not. PCAbby proffers nearby Petersham, Hardwick
and Royalston as examples of town commons unsullied by the
plastic signage of commerce." As an artist who makes her living out
of making silk purses out of sows ears (turning an ordinary
frog or mudhole into a beautiful work of art), you should really
think yes! No one will take issue with the beauty of the Petersham
common but it is people who make it beautiful. Without them
its just another patch of grass. I think you need to reconsider your remarks and admit that it is the variety of businesses and variety of people using the Barre common that give it the edge to call itself the most beautiful. Perhaps we can find a middle ground and agree that Barre Common is "most beautiful" in the traditional sense while Petersham is "most beautiful in the modern sense of being a sort of a community gathering place (sans livestock). So how about it Abby. Will you take back your disparaging and uncalled for attack on Barre and admit its common is beautiful too? JMM Dear JMM You may know that some of us have spent our summer Saturdays at the Barre Farmers' Market and have had a chance to appreciate your gracious town common in the fairest of weather. While PCAbby avers that people often do make the place, she cannot agree that the Barre common is a more lovely place than its neighbor in Petersham. Having said that, the early 1900's decision by Petersham's town fathers to install electricity poles and wires behind the buildings that overlook the common (and the absence of overtly commercial development) accounts for the visual differences. One need only look at the power lines and phone cables that slash through and deface the otherwise lovely common in Templeton to consider the difference. In short, kind sir, PCAbby is not inclined to credit the Barre Common with more than she deserves. Our town commons are venerable, wonderful places. No wonder people stop to converse. Why should anyone find that surprising? Would that animals still browsed on them. It is likely that no prohibitions exist to prevent that. Why, one might even envision sheep and goats happily caring for the grass in our cemeteries instead of zero turn mowers spewing exhaust and burning up scarce petroleum in our haste.
Dear PC Abby I see that the town of Petersham has taken the proud ownership of the Nichewaug Inn. My background is in traditional Interior Design, I currently work in the field of meetings and events coordination and have begun a part time Victorian tea room in a local historic building on our town common. It gives me great pleasure to give guests a few hours of living in the past with the elegant details and tastes of yesteryear. The tea room has been a success but has ignited my flame for the love of the Inn and all that it has to offer. I have just discovered that there is a meeting next week to discuss the future of the Inn. I am not a resident of Petersham but have great enthusiasm and pride for this authentic New England town that has survived the destruction of “progress”. I am writing to ask your thoughts as to whether a town outsider would be welcome in joining the group planning the future of this glorious landmark. I would love the chance to play a part in restoring this New England gem for visitors and residents to fully enjoy to its potential and hospitality.
A Lover of the Inn Dear Pam: PCAbby avers that the task force is a pretty congenial bunch opf people who share your interests. The meetings are open to the public and there is no reason that you should not attend. PC Abby Dear PC Abby
I think I have an idea for the the old
inn. it is still in the thinking stage but i would like to turn it
into a glass blowing shop. it has been a life long dream of mine to
own a shop like this and i feel the inn would be the perfect place.
I don't know who to contact to try and realize this dream but would
like to figure it out. I believe the building is the
perfect size because the shop its self needs many kilns, glory
holes, torch shop, cold shop with all types of equipment, each shop
area would cover about 3500 square feet to 8000 square feet (to be
comfortable) plus as a teaching school they need more space as well
as artist need studio space too and one would need a store front to
display the artist work. In addition I would like to have it open as
a place to spend the night because many people who do this would
travel to the area and need a place to stay over.
Matthew Bennington Oh Dear, Dear, Matthew. Whilst PCAbby has often wondered about learning to blow glass for the fun of it, she avers that a 100,000 square foot former inn and school would hardly be suitable for your purpose. You could most certainly make do in one of the garages for your shop. There is a task force studying things (Local News) Perhaps you could find one or more members in the phone book to see if and when they plan to hold meetings? PC ABBY Dear PC Abby: What's wrong with leasing the plywood ranch in Petersham Center to the Country Hen of Hubbardston? TR Dear TR: Well, I never... How can you be so flip about such a serious attempt to do good? We don't know where you live, but it is clearly not on The Common. Who could imagine it?Turn a big thing into a big stinky thing by filling it with chickens? What, the Hilltop Town should become chickentown US of A? We think not! Truly, the former Nichewaug Inn, now boarded up with plywood covering its windows, is a huge project without a clear path to anyplace. It could become a millstone. But a chicken coop? No. Even organic eggs wouldn't cover the cost of renovations. But thanks for your interest. Actually, if anyone has a viable idea, we encourage them to put it forth. Heaven knows, now that all of us own the place, we do need to do something. PCAbby Dear PC Abby: Please help. I am at my wits end. I have been trying all afternoon to get the woodstove going. My wood pile got snowed on. I've used up about a dozen copies of Quabbin Valley Voices with no luck. What's my problem? Spunky Dear Spunkster: Don't fret so. Sometimes combustion just isn't so spontaneous as one might wish. Why I could tell you stories... but I digress. Getting the stove going requires only two things, well, three, really - heat, air and a fuel source. You might be right about the wood. Is it punky, spunky? It wants to be as dry as the journals you are igniting to get things going. (And aren't we all so glad that newspapers have not completely disappeared yet?) Newsprint - even with typos - burns ever so much better than those slippery four-color slick Martha Stewart Living magazines. And there are stacks of the stuff right by the door at Hannafords, free for the taking. Wet (or green) wood is not good. Make sure the air can get in and around your sticks. Patience is sometimes required. Bring your wood in under cover. All will be well. And if all else fails, just grit your teeth and turn up the oil heat if you can stand wondering why $3.10 a gallon and climbing is OK with those folks down in Washington Abby avers that we could use some backbone there -- and a tax on the speculators who are to blame for all of this. Be of good cheer, reports of the first Robin cannot be far off. PCAbby Dear PC Abby: Has anyone ever considered making an Arboretum and public gardens where the Nichewaug Inn and the old school building now exist? Grant money is available for this purpose. I would really like to have a few opinions from the abutters. Thekla Dear Thekla: PCAbby avers that the future of the Nichewaug Inn is a critical element of town policy making - now that we own it. 30 years of private efforts to find a viable use is not encouraging of the prospect that a public entity will do much better at coming up with a viable use. Deeper pockets? Taxes are already significant. Suggestions to date have included some sort of town office and public safety complex or a couple of house lots. The Selectboard promises to create a task force, but we haven't heard more yet. The windows are boarded up for safety sake. Perhaps you want to ring up the Select folks and nominate yourself for the task force? Surely, some heriloom roses or whatever would be a lovely addition and done right, might even bolster tourism? Please do ask the abutters - the outcome will affect them most directly and they certainly deserve a role in the process. PCAbby Dear PC Abby: I have been an admirer of the former
Nichewaug Inn for some time and have been following the recent
history of the property. I was wondering how the town has
progressed to date in regards to this building's future. Has the
task force come up with any plans / idea's for its use or
discovered any grants that they can apply for towards the
resurrection of this lovely "white elephant" as you call it? April Dear April: April is the fourth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar, and one of four months with the length of 30 days. The month of April begins (astrologically) with the sun in the sign of Aries and ends in the sign of Taurus. From this humble vantage point, "progress" as you put it, is difficult to measure. To date, the town has torn down a fire escape and boarded up ground floor windows with unpainted sheets of plywood. The police cruiser makes relatively frequent forays around the back side of the building. To the best of our knowledge, no task force has yet been assembled and no grants have been applied for. But PCAbby will check on those answers and get back to you if necessary. We think the chapel was originally a saloon or tavern and will check with Larry Buell about that. As far as the redoubtable Mr. Brooks, he rests in the cemetery beside the town office building. His home, since demolished, was next to the Brooks law office at the head of the north common meadow. Here's more info. Hi PCAbby: While watching my tomatoes the other day, I thought I noticed a few more cars on my road than usual. Then I found a sort of slick brochure in the weeds by the side of the road with a bag of McDonald's trash and french fries for something called the Northern Tier Geocashing Tournament. What is Geocatching anyway? I'd like to know. Grundig Dear Grundie: PCAbby avers (often) that humans are immensely needy of things to fill their time. Gardening, cycling, reading, fly fishing, riding fancy bikes in troupes, even sitting in neighborhood bars are all great time consumers. And we are gullible, too. So the marketing folks who make global positioning units weren't selling enough units to the bass fishermen. Hey, ponds aren't so hard to find after all. So some smart marketing guy thinks out loud, "Here's an idea. Let's start a treasure hunt that relies on GPS units - that'll will get the yuppies and the hiking boot types and their credit cards right up off the couch, I betcha." Yes, folks, it worked like a charm. People ran right out and bought plastic boxes at Wal-Mart and stuffed them full of little plastic lizards, key chains and other junk including personal notes. Then they buried or otherwise hid them in quasi-public locations like our peace park. And yup, right on command, folks like those at North Quabbin Woods saw their opportunity so now they organize tournaments, spend money on brochures and called it eco-tourism. Sales of GPS units ($199 to $1,000) spiked. And the yuppies rose by the thousands like a trout to a fly. "Gas up the SUV, Mona, we're going out tonight. Global warming here we come. Spew out those hydrocarbons, we're going on a treasure hunt!" Yahoo." And they called this eco-tourism? PCAbby cannot imagine wasting more time and resources for less reward. Relevance? Who cares, we're Americans. PCAbby suggests other things to do, for those with dimly-lit imaginations - how about volunteering in a shelter? Teaching someone to read? Picking up trash by the side of the road? Helping to build someone a house? Protesting an injustice? Raising money to help stamp out hunger and homelessness. Watching paint dry? Just be sure to look both ways before crossing your street on Geocaching days - hunting treasures can be so exciting that speed limits hardly seem to matter. -- PCAbby Dear PC Abby,Don't you think it's just horrible the way they are trying to build windmills everywhere? I mean, how are we going to enjoy the view if they do that - like out there by Martha's Vinyard? I compost and bring my groceries home in a net bag every week but this is just terrible. Someone has to STOP this. Eco-Friend Dear Eco, Abby thinks you should go out and see if a wheel has fallen off your hay wagon. Or go to Europe and see for yourself. There are windmills quietly making electricity every few miles all across North Central Germany. You did e-mail your question. You do read after dark, right? Pay attention. The permafrost is melting, the water is rising. It's way past time that we were doing something more than taking a few plastic bottles to the recycling bin. A lot more. PCAbby Hi PC Abby, Dearest M First let us offer congratulations on your impending nuptuals and then get straight to your questions. Our Unitarian Church is often used for weddings. It's on the common, has a full kitchen and two church halls if you want to stay all in one place on the day. Winterwood Inn, near the common, can accommodate up to 70 for a reception www.winterwoodinn.net. A short distance away, Clamber Hill B&B www.clamberhill.com can do the same. Mark and Deni Ellis are the innkeepers. Nearby, in Barre, Hartman's Herb Farm can seat 150-plus for dinner in their post and beam reception halls. Contact Lynn Hartman for information www.hartmansherbfarm.com. Best wishes and please, do let them know that we were thinking of them when you call. PCAbby Hi PC Abby, Dear Gotta: You strain Abby's usual unflappable composure, dear, but that is hardly your fault. Thanks for visiting. The building to which you refer could be a White Elephant of monstrous proportions. It is the former Maria Assumpta Academy and the former Nichewaug Inn, all rolled into a moldering property that has stood silent for three decades. Recently, town fathers and a friendly group of concerned citizens convinced voters to agree to take over the property. I guess they figure the town can come up with a plan where private interests have consistently failed to do so for 30 years. Some hope they are right. Others think they'll be no more successful and will simply wind up spending lots of public money in the attempt. It is what you want it to be, but it is by some accounts 100,000 square feet of asbestos-laden outdated building in pretty bad shape. Soon enough, it will become town property and the discussions will begin anew. PC Abby Dear PC Abby Hello Linda from Canada - and Thanks for visiting. Jim Baird is president of the Historical Society 978-724-3430
and Larry Buell is major domo of all things historic PCAbby Dear PC Abby, Dear Susan: Larry Buell has become
our local history expert. Perhaps he can help get you started.
larrybuell@earthlink.net or earthlands@earthlands.org should get
to him. Jim Baird is president of the historical society and is
likely in the phone book. Good luck in your search and thanks
for visiting petershamcommon.com. Hello PCAbby When we have had married presidents in the past, their spouses have been called "First Lady." I am wondering, if Hillary gets elected, what will we call her husband? Political Novice Dear PoNo Hmm. People have called Bill Clinton lots of things over the years, but you are right, First Lady simply won't do in this case. This is a real stumper. We will ponder your question for a while and get back to you. After all, we have two years to figure this one out. PCAbby Hi PC Abby I am looking for information on the Maronite Monastery of the Holy Trinity that is or was located in Petersham Mass. I would like to know if it is still in existence or not. If it is still around I would like an address and phone number. If it is still inexistence but changed its name I would like that or if it moved to a different locale. Also is it an actual monastery or a convelescant home etc. Thank you for any information you may have Tab Hello Tab: Thanks for asking. All the words you need to know are right here www.maronitemonks.org on the web. PCAbby Hey PCAbby: I have a questionDear PCAbby: My friend and I were at a
recent weekend event and we saw a local farm selling gently
raised turkeys. Now, we like to support all that Local Hero and
Buy Local stuff, but when we asked, it turned out that these
turkeys were selling for about $3.20 a pound. Kind of makes you
want a Butterball, doesn't it? Dear BRrrrrr. (oops, the key got stuck) It was sort of chilly over the weekend and yes, with regular - whatever that means - turkeys available for under a buck a pound, you raise an excellent question. The Solar People, the Bio-Diesel people and the Grow Locals must have all been brought up on the same farm. I don't know where they think the rest of us come from, but the prices they'd like to charge are often eye-poppers. Eggs in the supermarket are less than $1 a dozen. Can we afford to pay $2.50 to $4.00 for local and/or organic? You'd think with no transportation in the mix, they could do better. A lot better. PC Abby
Dear PCAbby: A reader, below, asked who is the Old Maid for whole the Old Maid's Mile is named and PCAbby has learned that the apostrophe must be moved. It is the Old Maids' Mile (more than one Maid it turns out). The block is named after either school teachers or maids at our local Inns who lived in the Crossin house (corner of West Street and Hardwick Road) and who took their daily exercise by walking around the block. Charlotte Kennan says the maids were teachers. Larry Buell says they could have been chambermaids at the inns but is willing to accept Charlotte's version. So move the apostrophe to the end. The "Old Maid's Mile" Dear PC Abby Dear Dave: You raise more than a single interesting question. Among those, What is someone from Holliston doing with a copy of the Barre Gazette? But, to your point, The Old Maid's Mile is the distance (REPUTED TO BE A MILE) along West Street, Hardwick Road, Spring Street and Main Street starting at, say, the Unitarian church and going west, south, east and north back to the church. It is sort of like a large "block" with not much in the middle. When next we see our able local historian, Larry Buell, we'll ask "Who was that Old Maid anyway?" and get back to you with the info. PCAbby Dear PCAbby: How much more are you going to add to the Petersham site? Much more andI won't need Yahoo anymore. Steve F., Derry, N.H. Dear Stevie: We're just boppin' along, adding stuff every day. Did you notice WebCamWorld in the Tool Box? . And you ain't seen nothin' yet. Yahoo already has enough people logging on. They don't know you. They don't need your clicks. We have more interesting links anyway. Go ahead. Be the first kid on your block up there in New Hampshire to Make Petersham Common your home page. TaTa PCAbby Dear PC Abby: Dear Anon I'm certain you know that out here in the country we sometimes have unwanted visitors. If they are small animals, a HavAHart trap can be a pretty good solution. But what if a skunk wanders into the trap? Worried in P'ham Dear Worried: Worry no longer -- PCAbby, long-time Internet maven, found the answer in the FAQs on the HavAHart web site. Follow the instructions below -- exactly. We did -- twice -- and two of our nocturnal visitors have been safely relocated. 1. What should I do if I catch a skunk? It is best to prevent any undue annoyance to the skunk then there will be no need to fear any obnoxious odor! First, find an old cloth, towel or sheet that will be used to cover the trap. Next, approach the trap cautiously holding the trap covering in front of you. Make sure that this covering extends to the ground while holding it - don't let the skunk see your feet coming as this may alarm him. When you're close enough to the trap, gently cover the trapped animal--trap and all. Since skunks are nocturnal, den-dwellers this covering will help to calm him. He may even curl up in a corner of the trap if given a few minutes to relax. After that, the covered cage can be lifted by the handle and the skunk transported to a safer place and released. We do suggest that transporting the varmint can best be accomplished in an open vehicle like a pickup truck. It is also wise to keep Fido in the dog house during the first part of this exercise. Skunks often react, well, like skunks, when barked at. PCAbby
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Dear AL: Why ask why? Some things simply cannot be
explained. See Computer Help
Dear PC Abby:
We recently noticed the Dog
Watch page on Petersham Common the
other day. We think that page is wonderful, we cannot help but point out an
inequity, or possibly a simple oversight. What about cats? There are probably
more cats in Petersham than dogs. Dog Watch is Cute and all, but is there a
hidden agenda here? Possibly a conspiracy to ignore cats? Cat people of
Petersham rise up and let your voice be heard. Demand to be heard, and seen,
on Petersham Common. Send mail to info@petershamcommon.com
today!
S.Y., Petersham
Sponsor: Anderholm Press
PCAbby Replies:
Dear S.Y. PCAbby
has spoken directly to the forces behind petershamcommon.com and pressed your
argument to the fullest. Our web master is contrite. Our webmaster has both a
dog (Ralph) and a cat (Hadrian). Dogs, we might point out, are gregarious and
public creatures. They are more often available for photo opportunities than
cats. Cats are more private in nature; even a bit furtive in their comings and
goings. That raises a technical problem for the webmaster which PC Abby believes
is easily solved. Petersham Common will add a new feature today, September 26,
called Herd of Cats. E-mail images of your favorite felines, and their names, to
info@petershamcommon.com
and we will add them to our new page. Please send
only .jpg, .gif or .bmp files that we can open in Photoshop. If you can make the
files small before you send them, that would be a help too.
PC Abby